- Jul 8, 2012
- Reaction score
He would still come up with some kind of "explanation".
"It was that caterpillar bite on my neck the day before. My whole neck and shoulder broke out in welts, right across to my back. It was SO itchy! I asked Allison to scratch my upper back for me, because I couldn't reach. 'Just over to the right a bit more, dear. Up a bit. Aah, that's it. Perfect. Now just scratch a bit harder.' And that, Your Honour, is how my DNA got under her fingernails."
May thousands of vicious biting caterpillars infest his nether regions forever and a day.