The Amy Winehouse Thread

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Glad to make you laugh Ciara. :blowkiss: I'm feeling creative today so I thought I'd rewrite the whole song.

Amy,:tipsy: :singing:
We know you don't wanna go to rehab but you should go! go! GO!
Yes, you've been bad, but honey you've sunk too low, low, low
For God's sake find the time, Daddy no longer thinks your fi-ine
He's tryin' to get your a$$ to rehab, it's time to go! go! GO!

We know you'd rather be on cocaine
But hon, you're running out of days
You think "there's nothing, nothing you can teach me"
But you learn squat from a junkie's nee-dle

We all know you have no class
But you won't find any from smoking gra-*advertiser censored*

We know you don't wanna go to rehab but you should go! go! GO!
Yes, you've been bad, but honey you've sunk too low, low, low
For God's sake find the time, Daddy no longer thinks your fi-ine
He's tryin' to get your a$$ to rehab, it's time to go! go! GO!

The barmen ask "why you always here?" You say "Just pass me a beer" :drink:
Your, growing, more and more cra-zy
That's what heroin does, my de-ear

You probably are depressed, you're so messed up ba-by
Rehab's for the best

We know you don't wanna go to rehab but you should go! go! GO!
Yes, you've been bad, but honey you've sunk too low, low, low

You're never going to drink again?
Yeah right, pull the other leg
You so need to take those ten weeks
Or you're gonna meet a tragic en-nd

Amy, please swallow your pride
The way you're living now is suicide

We know you don't wanna go to rehab but you should go! go! GO!
Yes, you've been bad, but honey you've sunk too low, low, low
For God's sake find the time, Daddy no longer thinks your fi-ine
He's tryin' to get your a$$ to rehab, it's time to go! go! GO!

Thank you. Thank you everyone. You've been a wonderful audience. :takeabow:
 
Kiki said:
Glad to make you laugh Ciara. :blowkiss: I'm feeling creative today so I thought I'd rewrite the whole song.

Amy,:tipsy: :singing:
We know you don't wanna go to rehab but you should go! go! GO!
Yes, you've been bad, but honey you've sunk too low, low, low
For God's sake find the time, Daddy no longer thinks your fi-ine
He's tryin' to get your a$$ to rehab, it's time to go! go! GO!

We know you'd rather be on cocaine
But hon, you're running out of days
You think "there's nothing, nothing you can teach me"
But you learn squat from a junkie's nee-dle

We all know you have no class
But you won't find any from smoking gra-*advertiser censored*

We know you don't wanna go to rehab but you should go! go! GO!
Yes, you've been bad, but honey you've sunk too low, low, low
For God's sake find the time, Daddy no longer thinks your fi-ine
He's tryin' to get your a$$ to rehab, it's time to go! go! GO!

The barmen ask "why you always here?" You say "Just pass me a beer" :drink:
Your, growing, more and more cra-zy
That's what heroin does, my de-ear

You probably are depressed, you're so messed up ba-by
Rehab's for the best

We know you don't wanna go to rehab but you should go! go! GO!
Yes, you've been bad, but honey you've sunk too low, low, low

You're never going to drink again?
Yeah right, pull the other leg
You so need to take those ten weeks
Or you're gonna meet a tragic en-nd

Amy, please swallow your pride
The way you're living now is suicide

We know you don't wanna go to rehab but you should go! go! GO!
Yes, you've been bad, but honey you've sunk too low, low, low
For God's sake find the time, Daddy no longer thinks your fi-ine
He's tryin' to get your a$$ to rehab, it's time to go! go! GO!

Thank you. Thank you everyone. You've been a wonderful audience. :takeabow:
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Day-um, Kiki that's impressive. Seriously, you just made this up? You are very creative.:clap:

O.K. ladies bash me if you will, but I feel sorry for this chick. No person in their right mind would go about like this woman does. I wish someone could just 302 her. Commit her.

Somewhere I saw a tape of her real recent leaning over a bar drinking Ta-Kill-Ya. No lime or salt in sight. Now that would cause one to be combative.

Just wait because she's going to hit the wrong person and her skiiny self is going to get sucker punched. I hope she takes Kiki's advice via song.:)
 
Aw, thanks Filly. :blushing: Yes I did just make it up. I have a CD that has Rehab and a little booket with its lyrics. I rewrote Rehab's lyrics so they reflected my point of view but still sounded similar to what she sang then I played the song a few times to make sure it sounded right. Then ,ta-da. :curtsey: I'm glad you liked it. I feel sorry for her too. I don't know if she even has the mental capacity to get clean anymore. Her brain would be so damaged from all those drugs. I really hope I am wrong. She has a very special talent and I hope she is around to share it with us for many years to come. I also hope she doesn't read my song and come looking for me. I'd don't want to be sucker punched. :fight: I'd better hide.

:couch:
 
Kiki said:
Aw, thanks Filly. :blushing: Yes I did just make it up. I have a CD that has Rehab and a little booket with its lyrics. I rewrote Rehab's lyrics so they reflected my point of view but still sounded similar to what she sang then I played the song a few times to make sure it sounded right. Then ,ta-da. :curtsey: I'm glad you liked it. I feel sorry for her too. I don't know if she even has the mental capacity to get clean anymore. Her brain would be so damaged from all those drugs. I really hope I am wrong. She has a very special talent and I hope she is around to share it with us for many years to come. I also hope she doesn't read my song and come looking for me. I'd don't want to be sucker punched. :fight: I'd better hide.

:couch:
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Your rewrite of her song was very clever:clap::clap::clap::clap:
 
I say this in absolute seriousness, I didn't know who she was so I asked my brother. He showed me a picture and I LITERALLY had a nightmare about her.

So sad she needs help but won't get it and a lot of people are enabling her.
 
I wish they'd do that kind of makeover on me.
 
LoL: good job, Kiki!

Greg Scarnici's parody always cracks me up, as well... his "Rehab" parody is about the here and now in regards of Winehouse using drugs... while it is funny, it is so painfully true. One line of his that hits it quite on the head:

"The man asked me 'what you doing here'/ I said 'screwing up my career"

The wax figure: it looks like a mix of the old Amy from her first album when she was healthy looking, with her present style of dressing. If you want to see a healthy looking Amy when she didn't look malnourished, drugged up, and didn't have the physique of a walking skeleton, check out her "Pumps" video.
 
Spokesman: Winehouse to ER for reaction to meds

07/28/2008 6:00 PM, AP
Jill Lawless

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized Monday night for a reaction to medication but was expected to be released by morning, representatives for the Grammy-winning singer said.
An ambulance took Winehouse from her north London home to University College Hospital, spokesman Chris Goodman said.
"Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow," read a statement released by Goodman and Tracey Miller, the 24-year-old's U.S.-based publicist.



http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/46570241
 
LONDON (Reuters) - Blake Fielder-Civil, husband of British singer Amy Winehouse, was released from prison on Wednesday after spending about a year behind bars for attacking a pub landlord in 2006 and then trying to cover it up.

The former video assistant, who married Winehouse in Miami in 2007, was sentenced to 27 months in prison in July.

Link:http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE4A49C220081105
 
Ooooooooooo I love Amy Whinehouse..Well her wonderful voice at any rate,....

Yes she is a fast tracker to being 6ft under - sadly :(

Have you heard of the Veronicas ? Well if you have seen their latest Clip

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=jIlPP_FGExo&feature=related

Then you'll know how one of them is starting to resemble Amy Whinehouse except for the beehive hairdo !

I have no idea why women think they look sexy like that ?
 
ljwf22 said:
LONDON (Reuters) - Blake Fielder-Civil, husband of British singer Amy Winehouse, was released from prison on Wednesday after spending about a year behind bars for attacking a pub landlord in 2006 and then trying to cover it up.

The former video assistant, who married Winehouse in Miami in 2007, was sentenced to 27 months in prison in July.

Link:http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE4A49C220081105
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Great- I wonder how long after he's out of the rehab he has to go to next before they start beating the hell out of each other again. These 2 are toxic together!
 
Sadly I expect one or both of them will be dead shortly.Probably Amy.
 
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