UK - What the Hull? *advertiser censored* shoot, ghost hunt intersect, startling cemetery visitors

[wfgodot]

Who ya gonna call, I guess:

Ghost-hunters get the willies by stumbling on '*advertiser censored* shoot' in Hull graveyard

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Ghost guide Mike Covell said: "It was the couple who saw us first. They were going at it like knives among the ivy. She was a blonde.

"We looked at her and she looked at us. Then she pushed the bloke off her. The guy ran after her desperately trying to protect his privates from the brambles.
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"One elderly man was so incensed, he was ready to chase after them with his walking stick but I persuaded him to calm down and eat his sandwiches."
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the rest at HDM link above

 

[MelmothTheLost]

A graveyard dating from the 1840s "haunted by ghostly monks"?

 

[fred&edna]

Well, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast the hunters couldn't catch 'em
naked and speedy were the stars of ghostly *advertiser censored*

 

[KaylaraOwl]

Lmfao!