Steely Dan
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This girls father had to go to work today with this in the news.
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Here she is: Miss Auto Erratic, the 'carjacked' woman who was really having oral sex
Thursday, 15 July 2010 16:04 Jerry DeMarco
NEWSBREAK: We had to crop the Facebook photo to keep things clean, but here's Sara C. Blasse, whose story about being carjacked turned out be a "phallacy," police said.
...County investigators weren't swallowing her story, however. Didnt take long for them to determine she was giving lip service and actually had a World According to Garp moment of auto erotica.
A swab was taken for DNA testing, as were hairs removed from the cars damaged windshield. Things came to a head once investigators told that to Blase, and a confession of outercourse came pretty quickly, police said. Blasse didnt identify the recipient, however. At the moment, a full description is a bit premature. He apparently came and went....
Here's another story; Linky
...Travaline then asked Blasse to come to police headquarters because of inconsistencies in her story.
In his report, he noted it was odd that Blasse said she walked aimlessly around after the carjacking, rather than banging on someone's door for help. He also noted it was strange she first called a friend, who lived 30 to 40 minutes away, before notifying police.
After further questioning, Blasse admitted she was a passenger in the vehicle at the time of the crash and that no carjacking had occurred, police said. Blasse said she had picked up an unknown man for sex and was performing oral sex when the crash happened, according to police.
She refused to identify the driver, police said.
Blasse was processed on a summons for filing false reports and released to the Chesilhurst Police Department for additional charges.
The Vineland police report noted another vehicle was stolen Saturday in the area where Blasse's SUV crashed. The stolen vehicle was later found on fire in Buena Vista. Police said they believe Blasse also might have been involved in that incident....
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I can't outdo the first article for puns right now so I'll just post the articles. :crazy: That's not crazy, that's her. :innocent:
Linky
Here she is: Miss Auto Erratic, the 'carjacked' woman who was really having oral sex
Thursday, 15 July 2010 16:04 Jerry DeMarco
NEWSBREAK: We had to crop the Facebook photo to keep things clean, but here's Sara C. Blasse, whose story about being carjacked turned out be a "phallacy," police said.
...County investigators weren't swallowing her story, however. Didnt take long for them to determine she was giving lip service and actually had a World According to Garp moment of auto erotica.
A swab was taken for DNA testing, as were hairs removed from the cars damaged windshield. Things came to a head once investigators told that to Blase, and a confession of outercourse came pretty quickly, police said. Blasse didnt identify the recipient, however. At the moment, a full description is a bit premature. He apparently came and went....
Here's another story; Linky
...Travaline then asked Blasse to come to police headquarters because of inconsistencies in her story.
In his report, he noted it was odd that Blasse said she walked aimlessly around after the carjacking, rather than banging on someone's door for help. He also noted it was strange she first called a friend, who lived 30 to 40 minutes away, before notifying police.
After further questioning, Blasse admitted she was a passenger in the vehicle at the time of the crash and that no carjacking had occurred, police said. Blasse said she had picked up an unknown man for sex and was performing oral sex when the crash happened, according to police.
She refused to identify the driver, police said.
Blasse was processed on a summons for filing false reports and released to the Chesilhurst Police Department for additional charges.
The Vineland police report noted another vehicle was stolen Saturday in the area where Blasse's SUV crashed. The stolen vehicle was later found on fire in Buena Vista. Police said they believe Blasse also might have been involved in that incident....
:tsktsk:
I can't outdo the first article for puns right now so I'll just post the articles. :crazy: That's not crazy, that's her. :innocent: