Naked man orders coffee while masturbating

[Casshew]

A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying "fantasy" got the best of him.

A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.

When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.

The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.

The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1026naked-drive26-ON.html

 

[poco]

I could say something really really really bad, but I will refrain in fear of being given a time out.....

 

[Casshew]

Please say it.... we need a break from you :dance:

 

[poco]

Please say it.... we need a break from you :dance:

Oh, okay, who cares...

I was just gonna say.............

Maybe he didn't like the cream they served there! Don't jump to conclusions!

 

[Casshew]

Oh come on, you can do better than that

 

[englishleigh]

I just hope he didn't spill his coffee...that would have dampened his ardor (pun intended) really quickly!!!

 

[13th Juror]

Perhaps - he was creatively perfecting his "multi-tasking skills"??? :laugh:

<LOL> It's a bit early in the morning to ..uh, swallow this one, Cass. Bizarre man!


13th Juror

 

[Norma]

Maybe he thought he was at Burger King and was looking to try that new meat'normous breakfast thing ...

 

[poco]

Oh come on, you can do better than that

Well I thought it was pretty gosh darn funny!

 

[Amraann]

wouldn't ordering a pack of cigarettes be more appropriate after that?

 

[Stan]

Aahhh ... The art of "safe sex"!!! :woohoo:

 

[nanandjim]

They say that caffeine is a stimulant. Perhaps, he just needed a little stimulation...

 

[txsvicki]

Too bad the server didn't pour the hot coffe on his private area.

 

[mysteriew]

wouldn't ordering a pack of cigarettes be more appropriate after that?

No, that comes after the act is completed!

 

[mysteriew]

Well I thought it was pretty gosh darn funny!

LOL, I thought it was pretty funny too!

 

[Casshew]

LOL, I thought it was pretty funny too!

It was funny - but somehow I was expecting her to mention a donut

 

[shyspinner]

Maybe he thought he was at Burger King and was looking to try that new meat'normous breakfast thing ...

AAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......crack me up!

would you like mayo with that? :dance:

Added: God, working a fast food job must be hell these days...people bring their own "special sauce" :doh:

 

[SadieMae]

It was funny - but somehow I was expecting her to mention a donut http://www.casshew.com/donut.gif

Maybe the donuts with the "special" sprinkles from the guy in Dallas! Yeah he should have one of those to go with his coffee. :laugh: :laugh:

 

[englishleigh]

It was funny - but somehow I was expecting her to mention a donut

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[mysteriew]

It was funny - but somehow I was expecting her to mention a donut

I smell a story here. What does a donut have to do with anything?