Sex toy accident

[Kat]

Why do I get the skit from the show Home Improvement with Tim Allen in my head when I think of this story?

You know when he gets that glazed look in his eyes as he's describing hooking up some power tool to a hemi? Where he grunts like a caveman.?

 

[Linda7NJ]

Why do I get the skit from the show Home Improvement with Tim Allen in my head when I think of this story?

You know when he gets that glazed look in his eyes as he's describing hooking up some power tool to a hemi? Where he grunts like a caveman.?

I have George Carlin's, :laugh:"Please saw my legs off" routine! rofl

 

[L L & S]

O.M.G.

My dh bought me a table saw for my birthday. Should I be worried?

 

[chesterp]

:idea: :idea: :idea:
Be right back honey, i'm just gonna run out to the garage and get sumthin special for ya!

:slap:

lol...............

 

[OrdinaryLife]

Quote:

"It's too bad stupidity isn't painful".

Apparently, Mr. Anton LeVay never considered the depth the sheer depth of stupidity. Yeah, pun intended. I cannot comprehend these two idiots and that between them, they still only have half a brain.

 

[LCoastMom]

O.M.G.

My dh bought me a table saw for my birthday. Should I be worried?

Only if he suggests using it in the bedroom while you are both otherwise engaged!! ow ow ow ow

 

[LCoastMom]

Quote:

"It's too bad stupidity isn't painful".

Apparently, Mr. Anton LeVay never considered the depth the sheer depth of stupidity. Yeah, pun intended. I cannot comprehend these two idiots and that between them, they still only have half a brain.

I guess that quote has been given the myth busters challenge and lost

 

[zadari]

omg some people are just odd... if she wanted a hysterectamy get it done properly .. yikes

 

[jnTexas]

bet he doesn't get lucky for a LONG time!

there was a show on HBO a while back where people were using drills attached to toys. I think it was a real sex episode or something like that. maybe they got the idea from that. Hmmm maybe they have a law suit. in this day and age wouldn't doubt. I can hear the lawyer now....