Man Claims ‘World’s Largest Penis’ Got Him Frisked At SFO

[T4Tide]

I think poor Jonah has more issues keeping the ladies away than long dong. He'd probably be just as single with a teeny weenie. The documentary is painful to watch.

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[JenniferTx]

Men of course think that more is better and that you can never be too large.................well, I can bust that myth. Normal women are not built to receive donkey size portions. Women who work in the *advertiser censored* industry may can accommodate these ridiculous bits of meat, but normal women can not.l You can usually use these "super sized" members as conversation pieces only unless you are built outside of the norm. I guess you can lay them on the coffee table and use them as "conversation pieces" only. :what:

So true...Sometimes there is just so much you can do with something that size! I would never want to date that guy! All I would be able to think about is OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[matou]

Another guy to look out for at the airport. Watch carefully and you will see....

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[T4Tide]

Another guy to look out for at the airport. Watch carefully and you will see....

Good Lord.... that almost put my eye out.

 

[Banshee]

Speaking as a former ER nurse, I have seen some guys use objects to, um, enhance themselves.

 

[Steely Dan]

Speaking as a former ER nurse, I have seen some guys use objects to, um, enhance themselves.

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[Steely Dan]

http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/average-size-penis

 

[Steely Dan]

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/bib-penis.html

 

[Kat]

quote from article at huffington post:

"He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

I feel sorry for this guy. I know he laughed it off but geez. Having a perfect stranger put their hands on your gentitalia. Can you imagine if this were a woman and an agent put their between her legs and patted down her vulva?

I know we have a thread about this guy on here already, I'm just too lazy to go hunt for it.

I'm glad he has such a good attitude but I'd be insulted if someone put their hands on me like that. JMHO

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html

 

[hambirg]

That's not a growth. . .that's my dick.

They should really put that on t-shirts. . .:lol:

ETA-Next time he should just go naked like that guy in Portland.

 

[Steely Dan]

That's not a growth. . .that's my dick.

They should really put that on t-shirts. . .:lol:

ETA-Next time he should just go naked like that guy in Portland.

Are you carrying a pipe bomb or just happy to see me?

 

[brighidin]

google his name.

'nuff said :floorlaugh:

no one more thing: OUCH comes to mind :floorlaugh:

Not sure why he has to pose in bright yellow bike shorts and tight silver pants.

 

[matou]

Not sure why he has to pose in bright yellow bike shorts and tight silver pants.

Because he's "shy".