hipmamajen
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OK, that was hilarious. I hadn't thought of it that way...
Man Gets Probation for Sexual Contact with Dead Deer
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OK, that was hilarious. I hadn't thought of it that way...
richandfamous
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GlitchWizard
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GlitchWizard
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I don't think the gender of the horse ought to label him anything differently.
His labels are:
Beastiality
Necrophillia
Slaughterer
Heartless
Insert some other disorder from the DSM IV manual here...
But gay? I don't think so. CREEPY? Definitely.
His labels are:
Beastiality
Necrophillia
Slaughterer
Heartless
Insert some other disorder from the DSM IV manual here...
But gay? I don't think so. CREEPY? Definitely.
Nova
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Thank you, GW. I know the poster was just joking, but thank you for the clarity, nonetheless.
GlitchWizard
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Well, since no one asked if the horse was black, alcoholic, overweight, a lawyer or Muslim...
GlitchWizard
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Not you, the joke in question was made by someone else.
It's all good! Just in case anyone else wants to know:
A stallion is an unfixed horse.
A gelding is a fixed male horse.
A mare is a female horse. I don't think it's routine to fix a female horse, so I'm not aware of a term for a fixed female horse.
A filly is a baby girl horse.
A colt is a baby boy horse.
A foal is the politically correct, neutral gender term for a baby horse.
Awwwwwwww is what I call a baby ANYTHING.
A horse is the term for a straight horse, or a gay horse.
A man is the term for a gay man, or a straight one.
A woman is the term for a gay woman, or a straight one.
Whacked is the term for a guy (or girl) who kills an animal to have sex with it.
I could go on. I could be a word of the day creator!
Jules
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DAYUUUMMM.... Dude's got a few crossed wires....
:sick:
Never EVER have I driven past a dead animal on the side of the road and thought of it as a sexual object.
EWWWW EWWWW EWWWW
:sick:
Never EVER have I driven past a dead animal on the side of the road and thought of it as a sexual object.
EWWWW EWWWW EWWWW
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I don't know if he is the Gay Desperado
or
The Gay Caballero
.
:silenced: No comment
Nova
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I'm sure a lot of it has to do with the lighting at the time.
And whether you have a romantic song playing on the car radio.
Jules
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Yes a gelding is a male horse who has been castrated, which is what should be done to this felon.
GlitchWizard
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If he goes to prison, I hope he's not able to join the dog training group.
Buzz Mills
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I wonder if it was his dad's teaching, about the birds, and the bees, as a young boy. Bambi was never the same again.Oh My that is just GROSS!!!
richandfamous
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Glitch, u r perfectly correct. Even a tomatoe wouldn't be safe around him.
Are there gay tomatoes?
Are there gay tomatoes?
GlitchWizard
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Seriously. Most of us cried when Bambi's father was killed. He discovered his first love.
GlitchWizard
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Glitch, u r perfectly correct. Even a tomatoe wouldn't be safe around him.
Are there gay tomatoes?
Sure there are. Green ones. (That is because they don't blush red when fertilized.) :blushing: