NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[margarita25]

I wonder if the jogger had any known enemies, I mean enemas.

 

[margarita25]

Police have issued a BOLO, I mean BOSO alert (Be On the Smell Out).

 

[margarita25]

An analysis of the poop spatter evidence indicates high velocity impact.

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

Can you imagine the photo line up for this case, or the special officer drawing up a sketch .... "Yea, that's close, but make the cheeks fuller" ... "No, no, no, the hair was brown, I'm certain of it"

 

[margarita25]

Can you imagine the photo line up for this case, or the special officer drawing up a sketch .... "Yea, that's close, but make the cheeks fuller" ... "No, no, no, the hair was brown, I'm certain of it"

"No, no, the hemorrhoid was on the right side..."

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

i'm curious, was this a NO DUMPING ZONE?

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I would call this irresponsible pooping runner a "Poop Head"...

But that would be insulting poop! :what:

:snooty:

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

Without a good description of the poop, we don't have much to "run" with here.

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Considering this pooper runs so much...

She must have considerable "intestinal FARTitude"

:rocker:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

she must be into working out... And be an ACTIVEA runner!

Does she look like Jamie Lee Curtis by any chance? :waitasec:

 

[margarita25]

i'm curious, was this a NO DUMPING ZONE?

:floorlaugh:

 

[margarita25]

Did they spray the crime scene area with Puminol? Or just air freshener?

:biggrin:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I hope they catch her in the end!

:behind:

 

[margarita25]

I hope they catch her in the end!

:behind:

If they do catch her, she could receive a maximum sentence of life without poorole...that's a little harsh, don't you guys think?

:biggrin:

 

[margarita25]

Well, Clue, it looks like you and I are the only day timers who give a poop about this thread.

:biggrin:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Well, Clue, it looks like you and I are the only day timers who give a poop about this thread.

:biggrin:

You're not sh**ing me!

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

If they do catch her, she could receive a maximum sentence of life without poorole...that's a little harsh, don't you guys think?

:biggrin:

Well... She may just have to "roll,with it"... :dunno:

(Roll... As in TP roll... :facepalm

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I hope they don't taser her...

it could scare the poop out of her....

Oops! Too late... :no:

 

[margarita25]

As long as YOUHAVENOPOO we're all good here.

:biggrin:

 

[margarita25]

Well... She may just have to "roll,with it"... :dunno:

(Roll... As in TP roll... :facepalm

:floorlaugh: