Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[countzero]

HHJP: my personal favorites "y'all bring a packed lunch" "I work for the governor and took a 5% pay cut, stop complaining". "what would you have me do?"... just to name a few of his.

 

[luv]

You are hereby excused with my sincere thanks and appreciation!

 

[dog.gone.cute]

:great::great::great:


HHJP: "5 Minute Comfort Break"


I love this one !

I can't wait to use this one on my friends !


:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

 

[jandkmom]

I appreciate your candor.

 

[crucibelle]

AF: "Are you the type of person that could consider mercy?"

Pot. Jurors: ".........................*silence*......................."

 

[Jetaime]

"When you first arrived at the courthouse, what did you think about the helicopters?"- JB

 

[Chiquita71]

:blowkiss:

"Really?"
"Really."
"Your acting like a two year old."
"I did not call Ms. Anthony a two year old."

"The Perry Plan"

:woohoo:

 

[spyhouston]

Excuse for Cause?......Denied!

 

[BritsKate]

My husband told me last night he loves me...followed by 'If I had a ruler, on a scale of 1-10...'. I threatened to suspend his trial watching priveleges!

Thank you Ms. Finnell.

 

[Mamabear1963]

As soon as we have 12 . . . I'm going to swear them in.

Wash...Rinse...Repeat

 

[belle3]

*earwiggle*earwiggle*earwiggle* :floorlaugh:

 

[repairmom]

As you all know, everyone needs a restroom break after lunch.

 

[my2sense]

"'morning FOLKS! Let the record reflect that defendant is here with council..." JPB

 

[Mamabear1963]

"The case of the State of Florida vs. Casey Anthony is an exceptional case."

 

[Mamabear1963]

Jurors are not grits for a grits meal.

ETA: Okay, so it's grist for a gristmill.

Man, I love this Judge!! I would love to have him for lunch sometime and give a lecture to my school children.

[figured I had better edit before I get too many wet noodle lashes. Now for some more coffee]

 

[embracing crazy]

Be pacific

 

[Soulmagent]

Facts of the circumstances.

I love this phrase.

 

[whiteangora]

JP "I can't operate in a parking lot."

 

[crucibelle]

"There's no way for us to get to know you in this short amount of time."

"Is there any thing in your background that would cause you to be anything but fair and impartial?"

 

[Anais]

Jurors are not grits for a grits meal.

ETA: Okay, so it's grist for a gristmill.

Man, I love this Judge!! I would love to have him for lunch sometime and give a lecture to my school children.

[figured I had better edit before I get too many wet noodle lashes. Now for some more coffee]

ITA!!! Love him...