Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[luvmy4brats]

Private matter.

 

[Niner]

sorry, don't recall if this has been said, but...

*as judge Perry just told you...

 

[realcurious]

bidness

 

[jandkmom]

In other words...

 

[jandkmom]

lol....Mr. Digit

 

[AsoldiersGrits]

fishing in the dark

 

[atthelake]

HHJP "Our potential jurors are not grist for the grist mill"
(Was misquoted and put in print incorrectly for days by everyone!)
grist/grist/Noun - Grain that is ground to make flour.
grist·mill/ˈgristˌmil/ Noun - A mill for grinding grain.

The judge showed his DEEP knowledge by using this statement IMHO as the proverb "all is grist for the mill" means "everything can be made useful, or be a source of profit."

The judge used this statement when he then followed with
HHJP Jury voir dire was never meant to profit either side, and it's a dirty little secret that lawyers don't discuss

 

[GutFeeling!]

Needed this today Niner .... thanks I just heard myself laugh for the first time all day !

 

[Marina2]

HHJP - Both sides will have 7 minutes apiece to flap their gums.

and a favorite of mine from a PJ: Why? Why not?

 

[MAMABEAR]

HHJP-->>>"name me one case"

 

[Sedonia Sunset]

Jurors are not grits for a grits meal.

ETA: Okay, so it's grist for a gristmill.

Man, I love this Judge!! I would love to have him for lunch sometime and give a lecture to my school children.

[figured I had better edit before I get too many wet noodle lashes. Now for some more coffee]

That one was MY favorite!

 

[Sedonia Sunset]

prepropose (I'm pretty sure he means "presuppose")

 

[smart blonde]

"The age of the defendant as a mitigating factor".
Or, as Judge Perry says, defen-dant.

 

[Mamabear1963]

HHJP>> You and only you alone can answer this

 

[Zoe Bogart]

The ever-intriguing Baez Law Dictionary:

Mitigating factors are factors that mitigate.



(Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls, jurors.)

 

[lowens1975]

My favorite:

HHJP "I want to avoid sending the jury in and out like a Pop Tart"

 

[lowens1975]

HHJP: "..in your heart of hearts.."

 

[sleutherontheside]

We have these things called elements.

 

[luv]

Have you ever watched the Nancy Grace Entertainment?

 

[atthelake]

Priceless!! LDB asks in pm session today to PJ - "You didn't see Mr. Baez on the NG entertainment show?"