And I will repeat my favorite....as one IDI states. A group of pedophiles came a knocking...(on Chrismas night, no less...
), and Patsy went to the door. They said.."we are here to molest JonBenet", and Patsy said, "Oh, well....come on in". She proceded to round up JonBenet, who...was having a snack of pineapple. (Can you imagine? Patsy: "JonBenet, honey...finish up your pineapple, 'cause there is a group of pedophiles here to molest you". JonBenet: "Awwww, ma.....do I HAVE TO?...
). She showed them to the basement, and said.."its okay if you want to molest her, I really don't mind. BUT, just don't harm her". The pedophiles all agreed, and proceeded with JonBenet down to the basement. Meanwhile, Patsy...tired from the days festivities, took a snooze on the couch. She was jolted awake by a scream...
She ran down to the basement, only to be met on the stairs by one of the pedophiles, who said..."I am sorry, it was an accident". So, then they all decided to force Patsy to sit at the kitchen table, with her kleenexes, and made her write that ransom note, while they hovered over her, watching her every move...(creepy!)