I know its his job, Im explaining what its like to experience being in his presence to people who are just reading twitter, dude.
Seriously, this is what it's like:
"So let me be clear that I understand what you're saying here. What you're saying here, what your THEORY is....If I'm getting inside your head and understand YOUR theory...then your THEORY is that there is not any non-obvious, non-presence of blood that is NOT on the inside of the trunk that can't be linked to Ms. Morris. Is that not what you're saying here?"
I wish I were exaggerating. It was just like this.
<and to be honest, I can't even check out all the quadruple negatives in my statement to understand what the hell I'm saying>