tehcloser
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In a perfect world......
JB calls his first witness, it's ICA. She cries, tells her "story", whines about "chili", tells the world what a great lawyer JB is and then the SA gets up, hands her the duct tape which she then jumps up runs down the isle and tries to hide under GA and CA's feet, CA then chokes her for real. LA bursts through the door screaming CMA, CMA ! Then hearing only the CM part, CM starts waving his hand and says "I'm over here!" They finally get CA off ICA and GA takes off towards the front up the courtroom grabs JB's "big calendar" and proceeds to smack JB up side the head with it. And then Linda smiles warmly at JP and says, "No more questions your Honor". Baezzzz then pops his head up from underneath his now bent up "big calendar" and says, "The defense rests your Honor".
JB calls his first witness, it's ICA. She cries, tells her "story", whines about "chili", tells the world what a great lawyer JB is and then the SA gets up, hands her the duct tape which she then jumps up runs down the isle and tries to hide under GA and CA's feet, CA then chokes her for real. LA bursts through the door screaming CMA, CMA ! Then hearing only the CM part, CM starts waving his hand and says "I'm over here!" They finally get CA off ICA and GA takes off towards the front up the courtroom grabs JB's "big calendar" and proceeds to smack JB up side the head with it. And then Linda smiles warmly at JP and says, "No more questions your Honor". Baezzzz then pops his head up from underneath his now bent up "big calendar" and says, "The defense rests your Honor".