Defense attorney: "Your honor, we move to strike this juror candidate for prejudice. He has personally admitted to entering a hot car in the summer heat." (Repeat as many times as the judge will allow.)
Defense attorney: "Your honor, the defense requests that all jurors and alternates be prohibited from entering hot cars for the duration of their service."
"What the heck, the defense requests all jurors be prohibited from entering ANY cars for the duration of their service. Admonish them to not even look at, or think about cars, Judge, pleeeaaaasssseee? Or car seats.. Or children. Or Chik-Fil-A. Or Home Depot. Judge, can we also give them mind altering substances to prevent them from remembering anything in the real world? Please? Because my client doesn't stand a chance with real human beings on the jury. Could we please not even mention why we're all here in court? Because that's prejudicial to my client. The jury shouldn't know my client is charged with any crime. The victim being dead is highly prejudicial."
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