:floorlaugh: Fishing for compliments. That was a good one.
The world record conger eel weighed 210 lbs. I thought the 35 pounder I caught was huge. I was going to mount it.....but there were too many people watching. :blushing: :scared:
I apologize for that one.
So is smuggling sushi in the tushi.:blushing:
Or maybe he just needs treatment for EELcoholism?
"It's a slippery job, but someone's got to do it."
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/science/wildlife-news/130503/eel-smuggling-suspect-arrested
Futher down in the same article...
"Last month, a Chinese man was hospitalized after he put an eel in his butt
One can only hope that it wasn't one of the same eels that ended up getting sold as eel meat and eaten."
The world record conger eel weighed 210 lbs. I thought the 35 pounder I caught was huge. I was going to mount it.....but there were too many people watching. :blushing: :scared:
I apologize for that one.
Did you know that play inspired the famous song of the always fab Robbie Williams:
I just want to feel eel love
eel the home that I live in
McSquid's Irish Pub?...Moray of that storay here...
http://satireworld.com/science-tech...m-his-butt-after-four-hour-emergency-surgery/
" Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out,” was alive when removed and afterwards was donated to McQuig’s Irish Pub and Sushi House."
" Although this type of eel is known as an invasive species in parts of the United States, this isn’t the first time that it’s made its way into (ahem) ‘foreign habitats’.
I'm sure we all remember Oberon's first words to Titania - they're the King and Queen of the Fairies - in Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream":
Oberon: Eel met by moonlight, proud Titania. [I.i.61]
Eel have to stop drinking first
I'm sure we all remember Oberon's first words to Titania - they're the King and Queen of the Fairies - in Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream":
Oberon: Eel met by moonlight, proud Titania. [I.i.61]