NH - Slippery eel-smuggling suspect caught, cops say

[wfgodot]

I'm sure we all remember Oberon's first words to Titania - they're the King and Queen of the Fairies - in Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream":

Oberon: Eel met by moonlight, proud Titania. [I.i.61]

 

[Donjeta]

Did you know that play inspired the famous song of the always fab Robbie Williams:

I just want to feel eel love
eel the home that I live in

 

[Justiceforever]

I know...that was REEL bad!

 

[Justiceforever]

:floorlaugh: Fishing for compliments. That was a good one.

Yes, I bit the bait.

 

[Donjeta]

That's a new angle.

 

[Justiceforever]

Okay this is the last bad eel meme...I promise!

 

[wfgodot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjrl93pQ_Dw

 

[Donjeta]

Two female fish swim into a bar and check out the crowd. One says, "look at that handsome fish in that table over there". The other says, "Oh, hunky dory."

[video=youtube;YQTENuQYgjM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQTENuQYgjM[/video]

 

[TrackerSam]

When the scales of justice are weighed, I hope they throw the brook at them. Sea ya :seeya:

 

[TrackerSam]

The world record conger eel weighed 210 lbs. I thought the 35 pounder I caught was huge. I was going to mount it.....but there were too many people watching. :blushing: :scared:

I apologize for that one.

 

[Justiceforever]

The world record conger eel weighed 210 lbs. I thought the 35 pounder I caught was huge. I was going to mount it.....but there were too many people watching. :blushing: :scared:

I apologize for that one.

 

[Justiceforever]

So is smuggling sushi in the tushi.:blushing:

Moray of that storay here...

http://satireworld.com/science-tech...m-his-butt-after-four-hour-emergency-surgery/


" Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out,” was alive when removed and afterwards was donated to McQuig’s Irish Pub and Sushi House."

" Although this type of eel is known as an invasive species in parts of the United States, this isn’t the first time that it’s made its way into (ahem) ‘foreign habitats’.

 

[JustJudy]

Or maybe he just needs treatment for EELcoholism?

Eel have to stop drinking first

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

"It's a slippery job, but someone's got to do it."

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/science/wildlife-news/130503/eel-smuggling-suspect-arrested

Futher down in the same article...

"Last month, a Chinese man was hospitalized after he put an eel in his butt
One can only hope that it wasn't one of the same eels that ended up getting sold as eel meat and eaten."

Eel in his :behind:?

I wonder how that made him f eel?

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

The world record conger eel weighed 210 lbs. I thought the 35 pounder I caught was huge. I was going to mount it.....but there were too many people watching. :blushing: :scared:

I apologize for that one.

35 pounds? That's a whale of a tale! :what:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Did you know that play inspired the famous song of the always fab Robbie Williams:

I just want to feel eel love
eel the home that I live in

Is that a new King Nep-tune? :guitar:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Moray of that storay here...

http://satireworld.com/science-tech...m-his-butt-after-four-hour-emergency-surgery/


" Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out,” was alive when removed and afterwards was donated to McQuig’s Irish Pub and Sushi House."

" Although this type of eel is known as an invasive species in parts of the United States, this isn’t the first time that it’s made its way into (ahem) ‘foreign habitats’.

McSquid's Irish Pub?...

Isn't that where :sponge: goes on Fridays just for the hal-I-but?

:fish:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I'm sure we all remember Oberon's first words to Titania - they're the King and Queen of the Fairies - in Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream":

Oberon: Eel met by moonlight, proud Titania. [I.i.61]

Soooo...when Oberon and Titania, King and Queen on the Ferry, were sharing this convo... Did Titania fall for his overtures hook, line, and sinker?

:waitasec:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Eel have to stop drinking first

That might be difficult...

I hear he's up to his gills in Captain Morgan's rum!

:drink:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I'm sure we all remember Oberon's first words to Titania - they're the King and Queen of the Fairies - in Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream":

Oberon: Eel met by moonlight, proud Titania. [I.i.61]

Since Oberon and Titania were little fairies...

They must have been shrimps!