A_News_Junkie
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Come on now! It's like the adult version of X-Mas Eve for us!
Twas the Night Before the Hearing, and all through the house
Jose Baez was whimpering, as frightened as a mouse
Judge Perry reviewed the filed motions with care
In anticipation that Baez would soon be there
The members of Webslueths all snuggled in their beds
With visions of "female dog" slaps dancing in their heads
XOXOXO
When out in the hallway there arose such a clatter
Up jumped Cindy and screamed what's the matter?
Away to the baliff JB flew with a flash
To see if someone fell and he could make some quick cash
The victim in shackles and vintage blouse
Gave a luster to crowns on the floor below
When what to my wondering eyes would appear
But Judge Perry and his reindeer
With an order flying and his heavy stick
He summoned us all and said I will make this quick
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now Biaz and KC and George and Cindy
To the holding room for you
one and all
.....I heard him exclaim as he ran out of sight
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a GOOD NIGHT!