The Silverwoods intruder, a fictional story by Oscar Pistorius
1. The daring and proficient intruder manages to gain entry to the highly protected estate.
2. The intruder roams aimlessly in the estate to find the ideal house whilst, not only avoiding all security patrols but also without alerting any dogs.
3. By pure chance, the intruder stumbles on a stack of ladders and decides to abandon his original entry plans for a much better one : enter a house from a second story window.
4. Although it is 3AM and the estate is dead quiet, the intruder fumbles with noisy aluminum ladders and takes one of them around the corner of OP's house to a random window.
5. Although OP owns 2 dogs, a large menacing one and a small nervous one, they remain completely oblivious and silent to the intruder's noisy presence.
6. Although the window is closed and could very possibly be locked, the intruder inexplicably selects it as his entry point.
7. The intruder is lucky : the window is not locked
. had it been locked, one can imagine the intruder going back down the ladder and moving it to another window
repeating this process until an unlocked window was found.
8. Instead of carefully opening the window to preserve the element of surprise, the intruder decides to slam it open.
9. The intruder stealthily shimmies into the pitch dark bathroom without making any noise... avoiding any contact with the wooden blinds which are halfway down and the bathroom scale which is immediately below the window.
10. Instead of exiting the bathroom to pursue his intended goal, the intruder lingers in the bathroom for no apparent reason.
11. Instead of fleeing back out the window and down the ladder when the element of surprise was lost and his presence was revealed by OP's screams, the intruder decides to hide in the toilet cubicle thus rendering any attempt at escape impossible.
12. Although his intention is to hide his presence, the intruder slams the toilet door shut thus, not only confirming his presence but also advertising his location.
13. For some inexplicable reason, the intruder decides to lock the toilet door thus trapping himself.
14. Trapped in toilet and confronted by OP who is 3 meters away screaming at him, the intruder does not attempt to plead with OP but remains completely silent.