AB sure does add ALOT of off the wall info in that 911 call, doesn't he? My dog woke me up...my boss showed up with his daughter...my daughter is coming into puberty...the kidnappers took her leg...and yet, he sure does seem calm and jovial (even laughing at the puberty thing). If you honestly thought someone had kidnapped your daughter, would YOU behave this way? I don't think so. Sorry.
Don't forget the infamous...hey, how ya doin?